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10 Awesome Welsh Rugby Jokes that will make you a Legend


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We all love a great Welsh Rugby Jokes and what better place to tell them than down the pub with your mates before the match so get your jokes ready here so you can be the centre of attention and just cracking your mates up.

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Priorities

Dai was watching a Six Nations game in a packed out Principality Stadium with only one empty seat in the whole place which was right next to him.

A man behind him asked ” Who’s seat is that?”

“Ah butt” said Dai,  ” I bought the ticket for my wife but she has just died in an accident”

“Oh, sorry to hear about that, so you are keeping it empty as a sign of respect to your wife” said the man.

“No, I offered the ticket to all my friends but they all prefered to go to my wife’s funeral”

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Savage!

Dai was travelling back to God’s Country (Wales) and had just crossed the bridge after watching Wales V England up at Twickenham when all of a sudden there was a huge traffic jam on the M4.

He saw a police officer walking in and out of the stationary cars speaking to the drivers so he shouts over to him “Ow butt, What’s appening en?”

The officer replies “There’s an Englishman in the middle of the motorway really depressed about losing to Wales and and don’t know of he can carry on with life, he’s even talking about dousing himself in petrol and setting himself alight”

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“He’s so unhappy that even his family has disowned him so I’m going round all the cars taking up a collection for him”

“Oh tidy” said Dai, “How much have you got so far?”

“Well so far” says the officer, “I’ve collected about 50 litres but I’ve got connections at Texaco and my mate is bringing a whole lorry full”




Something fishy

I’m watching the Rugby game down the pub and shouted COME ON WALES!  I can remember the last time I shouted that I got thrown out of SeaWorld!


Don’t be so Dopey!

Snow White was walking back from town to the cottage where she lived with the 7 dwarves.  In the distance she could see smoke coming from where the cottage was and realised it had burned down.

Panicking, she ran around the forest looking for the dwarves then all of a sudden she heard a faint voice saying “England will win the World Cup, England will win the World Cup, England will win the World Cup”

And with a big sigh of relief she said to herself “At least I know Dopey is Safe”

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Hell on Earth

Dai was a huge rugby fan and one day on his way home from the pub he was knocked over by a car and killed.

Upon arrival of the pearly gates he was met by god himself who told him “Dai Jones you have led a sinful life with drinking, gambling and loose women, there’s no place for you here so down you go!”

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Saddened, Dai reluctantly went down to the gates of Hell and went in, it took him a few minutes till he realised he was in the Principality Stadium.

Dai was shocked! This wasn’t so bad he thought, but then someone from behind him said “I wouldn’t get too excited butt, we’re in Hell and it’s for eternity and there’s only one game being played here and it’s England winning the World Cup in 2003!”

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Sad, but true!

What do you call a Welshman holding the Rugby World Cup?…..The Engraver!


There’s always one

An English schoolteacher tells her class that she is a huge fan of the English Rugby team and asked her students to raise their hands if they were too.

Everybody in the class apart from one little girl raised their hands.  Shocked, the teacher asked “Lucy, why didn’t you raise your hand?”

“Because I’m not an English Rugby fan Miss” she replied.

“If you are not an English Rugby fan, who are you a fan of?”

“Well my mam is a Welsh fan, my dad is a Welsh fan and so I’m a Welsh fan and proud!”

The teacher wasn’t impressed with her answer and in a stern tone she said  “You don’t have to follow your parents all the time, what if your mam was a moron and your dad was a moron, would you be a moron?”

Lucy smiled at her and said “No Miss, I would be an English fan”

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Police were called into the Principality Stadium when Scotland were training before their upcoming game against Wales as the Scottish team were alarmed at finding a white powdery substance on the pitch.

Police have reassured them that they won’t be seeing it again as it was only the try line.Welsh rugby jokes

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I’m not telling him this joke

How can you tell if a rugby prop is walking, jogging, running or sprinting?……The expression on his face!


Lucky he didn’t get hit in the balls

A Welsh Rugby legend was at home with his 3 sons and his eldest asked him “Dad, why is my name Try?”

“Because the day you were born I scored a brilliant try”

His 2nd son then came up to him and asked “Dad, why is my name Tackle?”

“Because when you were born I made an amazing tackle”

His 3rd child then came up to him and before his son could ask him anything his dad said “Don’t even go there Punchedaref my son”Jokes to make you a legend

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